All Aboard The Butter Train!: November 2010

What is the Butter Train?

My name is Doug, but in the last 3 years, I have become known as "Butters", because I look "very buttery".

I also act very buttery, regularly sliding off the pan of normal everyday life, usually collecting a few crumbs of culture on the way.

I am a Sailor, and that means that I am rarely at home where my friends and family are. In recent years, some people have become rather interested in my travels, to the point where, upon my return, they like me to spend time talking to them about it all.

So this is the Butter Train. It holds as many passengers as it wants, and it follows Butters everywhere. This means that when Butters returns home, conversation time is vastly reduced, and there is more Butter for more toast at EVERY mealtime.

Please leave a comment or send me a message- I read them all and I always reply. Sometimes if I'm away for a long time, a simple "Hello" can be worth a thousand words, even if it's from a complete stranger!

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